- Kai: "Please stop asking, I'm much too shy to take my shirt off..."
- Minho: "woah. calm down... it's just a game.."
- G-Dragon: " my favorite piece of clothing? hmm it would have to be just a plain old comfortable tee shirt."
- Taemin: "Bleh banana milk? who the hell came up with that?"
- Key: " I can't say whats really on my mind! that would hurt their feelings!"
- Chanyeol: "I'm bored."
- Sunny: "Aegyo? thats soooo immature."
- Mir: " Why hello there, would you like to venture over to my household where we can all dine on perfectly quaffed waffles and later, we can all rest our craniums on a soft pillow while we happily slumber?"
- Yoona: "I'm so ugly no man will ever find me attractive."
- Baekhyun: " I'm sorry, but honestly I think SNSD noonas are just plain and untalented.."
- Niel: "Can i please have a few more lines in the next song? please?!"
- Siwon: "I'v come to a conclusion. Everybody, I'm Atheist"
- Hoya: "I hate purple."
- Myungsoo: "I hate this bamboo pillow."
- Sungyeol: "I'm the most mature in my group."
- Sunggyu: "I can see you."
- Kyuhyun: "Video games are childish"
- Changmin: "I'm not hungry"
- Gyuri: Goddess? Pfft me? No im actually quite plain and i need make up to make myself pretty
- Min: "I'm on a diet."
- Kwon: "I'll keep it low-key."
- Sooyoung: "I'm not going to eat, I'm on a diet."
- Sehun: "I hate bubble tea."
- Zelo: "Dongsaeng"
- Luhan: "Xiumin is not a baozi."
- Chen: "I can't really hit high notes."
- Lay: "I'm not talented."
